Anagrams

'David Cameron' gives:
"Romanced diva."
"A divorced man."
"A candid mover."
"Darn mad voice."
"Random advice."
"Damn! A divorce."

'Anne Widdecombe':
I bad cow; need men.
Come bin new dead.
Odd new ambience.
Bend, die, mean cow.
Ended a nice womb.
Downed ambience.
Now named Ice-bed.
On came bindweed...
Decide ban women.
Cow died, been man.
Embed in a cow-end.
Mob need new acid.
We come in; bad end.
Decide. Ban me now!
I dance, need womb.
And we come in bed.
Acid been down me...
And I'd become new...
We dance; I'm on bed.
I been mad cow. (End)

'Michael Heseltine':
Hellish tie menace.
He's the lice in meal.
I am the senile lech.
I'm in lethal cheese.
I see the manic hell.
I meet hellish acne.
Eaten hellish mice.

'The Scottish Office':
Coo! this effect shit.
Ho ho! tits effect (sic).
Coo! this effect hits.
It chose tits of chef.
Fifth toes choicest.
Fetch so-so tit chief.
Stiff tits echo echo.
Chief chose soft tit.

'Drugwatch International':
Untoward ethical ranting.
A dictator running the law.
What a loud ranting cretin.
Ha! and cruel ignorant twit.
Introducing the anal wart.

'Gerry Adams':
Gray dreams.
Grades army.
Dreamy rags.
Drag my arse.
Same dry rag.
Sad Margery.
Dear Mrs Gay.

'Lingerbay super-quarry':
Query grisly urban rape.
Query gray bruiser plan.
Require bury gray plans.
Grrr! slay by unique rape.
Grr! Arabs prey uniquely.
Bring queasy rural prey.
Pray rural query begins.
Pray beg rural sin query.
Rural query: pigs nearby?
Barely grasp? Query ruin!.
By query, grasp real ruin.
Grrr! lay by unique rapes.
Pray bunglers query air.
Enquiry: a burglar preys.
Reply, quarrying abuser
Quarry abuser replying.
Enquiry repays burglar.
Grr! enquiry ably rape us.
Grrr! enquiry up, alas. Bye.
Enquiry bags rural prey.
Grrr! uniquely rapes bay.
Grrr! by a sly unique rape.
Praying buyers quarrel...
Brainy rulers query gap.
Grrr! unique by years, pal.

'US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice' gives:
Accurate zealotry dozes to fierceness.
Crazy doze features coarsest election.
Crazed esoteric acuteness of zealotry.
Coo! zealotry censures craziest defeat.
Frozen so erected sleaziest autocracy.
Craziest of crazed easy-to-use electron.
So educate: enforces craziest zealotry.
Craziest zealotry censored out faeces.
Sleaziest autocracy, not freezers code.
Testicle on freezer as autocracy dozes.
Crazy to satanize resources of elected.
Dozy sleaze secretes acute fornicator.
Fat eyesore dazzles acute corrections.
Soft zone secreted sleazier autocracy.
Curses! crazy, tone-deaf, esoteric zealot.
Crazy, tone-deaf, cutie, zealot, sorceress.
Dozy zealot secretes fanatic resource.
Tosser erection fee dazzles autocracy.

'Peter Mandelson' gives:
"Mean old serpent."
"PM needs to learn!"
"Lamented person."
"No damsel? Repent!"
"Lean modern pest."
"Tamed personnel."
"Plot ensnared me."
"Molest and preen."

'US President George W Bush' gives:
Dense shit bugger up worse.
New dope sure buggers shit.
This new dope sure buggers.
Purge underweight bosses.
Densest bugger is up whore.
Ugh! Dope gets new bruisers.
So denser white buggers up.
Sure buggers deep shit now.
Buggers up - otherwise ends.
The superbeing owes drugs.
Dense pig, worse brutes. Ugh!
Stupid bugger seen whores.
This buggers up worse need.
Its dense whore buggers up.
New bigot sure drugs sheep.
He's dire. Buggers upset now.
New bugger sure shits dope.
Ugh! dense brute, worse pigs.
White poser buggers nudes.
This new bugger's dope-user.
Superheroes swing budget.
So denser whites bugger up.
Ugh! bigot sure sweeps nerd.
Suggests brewed up heroin.
Ship drugs between rogues.

'Brian Souter' gives:
Use brain-rot.
Bus near riot.
Or in arse, but.
Rub it on arse.
To rub in arse.
Bus into rear.
Rub into arse.
Oi! burnt arse.
Nature's biro.
Rubs into ear.
Or stub in ear.

'Home secretary, Michael Howard':
Who am I? a mad Tory lecher. Cheers!
Ha ha! (chortle) O dear me, I'm screwy.
Oh dear! what commercial heresy.
O my! What-ho! racism cheerleader.
Oh dear me! I show calm treachery.
Ahem! democracy health worries.
Ahem! Tory eschewed amoral rich.
Shhh! I am a welcomed career Tory.
Oh dear me! he's icy amoral wretch.
Shhh! Tory camaraderie welcome.
Ha ha! Tory racism welcomed here.
Hey! I am a cold earthworm. Cheers.
Ha ha! or mediocre measly wretch.
Oh dear me! Tory male chews chair.
O dear me! what sly charm. Cheerio.
Hey comrade, he is amoral wretch.
What male haemorrhoid secrecy?
Oh dear me! Tory chews camel hair.
He hammered whole aristocracy.
What-ho! O dear me! I'm scary lecher.
Ahem! miracle or screwy hothead?
Tory leech had wearisome charm.
Oh dear me! what a scorcher, limey.
Ahem! Hitler as democracy whore.
Oh dear me! Oh calamity! Screw her.
Male Tory headache or screw him.
What-ho! earlier shady commerce.

'Drug Enforcement Administration':
I'm not unerring. I'm daft, second-rate.
Unrestricted moron in daft enigma.
Render ignorant communities daft.
Damn, I'm feared, not trusting or nice.
I'm not against confident murderer...
Introducing daft, tiresome manner.
Confirm: Deranged mutant in Tories.
Dafter. Uninteresting. Moronic. Mad.
Imagine confident torturers... Damn!
And isn't torture-enigma confirmed?
Err, I'm a daft uninteresting condom.
I'm fiercest redundant giant moron.
Grim content-free dinosaur, damn it.
Undemanding termite-fornicators.
Ignorant, deaf, dinner-time scrotum.
Stone-faced tart, mid-morning urine.
Monster denied mounting aircraft.
Daft renting, insecure room, damn it!
Darn it! I'm trusting a moron defence...
I'm ensnared. Daft torture incoming...
I'm angriest man, confined, tortured.

'Rupert Murdoch, media tycoon':
Oh dear! corrupted community.
Compute horrid documentary.
I'm a condom detector, hurry up!
Ouch! dirty premature condom.
O my! odd haircut procurement.
Erotic commanded to hurry up.
Damn! cut-price rude tory homo.
Cheap muddy moronic torture.
Romancer touched up dim tory.
More cheap introductory mud.