Anagrams

'The Tech Guys' gives:
"The huge cyst."

'BitterWallet' gives:
"Little web rat."
"Belittle wart."
"Label twitter."
"We little brat."

'Hewlett Packard' gives:
"Lewd HP attacker."
"Whacked platter."
"Let HP wreck data."
"Lad threw packet."
"Deck real HP twat."

'News Corporation' gives:
"Now snootier crap."
"Poorer antics now."
"Now as erotic porn."
"Or snore in cowpat."
"Or open racist now."
"Owns porn erotica."

'automated health check' gives:
Muck, the total headache.
A chat to the lame duck, eh.
A total cheek, much hated.
Ha! Attacked helmet. Ouch!
Aha! the adult cock theme.

'Customer Advisor' gives:
"Virus to comrades."
"Sour, sacred vomit."
"Scrotums are void."
"Discovers a tumor."

'CompuServe Internet':
Unreceptive monster.
I cover up resentment.
Computers intervene.
Prevent true incomes.
Prevents erotic menu.
Or penis rectum event.
In pretence over smut.
Computer's tin veneer.
Prevents true income.
Note: I'm perverse cunt.
I even rent computers.
Penis, not ever rectum.
Perverts come in tune.
On unreceptive terms.
I never sent computer.
Uneven remote script.
Removes recent input.
Impose current event.
Contents ever impure.
It prevents menu core.
I convene trumpeters.
Isn't rectum ever open?

'Computer-generated imagery' gives:
"Or decimate grumpy teenager."
"Ace dream geometry erupting."
"Geometry guidance tamperer."
"Great! dream up nice geometry."
"Magic agreement, rude poetry."
"Dear me, up creating geometry."
"Empty magic or rude teenager."
"I am recent geometry upgrade."

'McDonalds Restaurants' gives:
"Uncle Sam's standard rot."
"Sad scam? Entrust Ronald!"
"Monster scandals: A turd."
"Mustn't scorn salad, dear."
"Rotund McLardasses, nat!"

'Dixons Store Group International' gives:
"Notorious inexpert ignorant lads."
"On ordering anal-sex prostitution."
"Notorious pong in X-rated latrines."
"Expanding, notorious, rotten liars."
"Indoor oral-sex - it is not repugnant."
"Toxins poison ignorant adulterer."
"X-rated genitals in notorious porn."
"Exploits a notorious ranting nerd."

'TechFriend' gives:
"Drift hence."
"Third fence."
"Infect herd."
"I fetch nerd."
"Infer the CD."
"Ethnic Fred."
"French diet."

'Packard Bell computers' gives:
Plump cockerel bastard.
Cock blasted plump rear.
Umbrella trapped cocks.
Dumb recall crap pest OK.
Cold rump, bleakest crap.
Plump old cracker beast.
Crumple blasted crap OK.
Cracked uppermost ball.
Sod black pal per rectum.
Blamed purple rat's cock.
Rats! Deplorable PC muck.
Crap deal, Mr Slop-bucket.
Bloke dumps rectal crap.
Plump rat-arse bled cock.

'The times they are a'changin'':
This teenage hat machinery.
Tenth age hysteria machine.
I'm tiny teenager hash cheat.
I am a high-tech eyes entrant.
Age hates inheritance myth.
Hysteria, hence that enigma.
As a high-tech eternity, amen.
As a mean high-tech eternity.
A tiny teacher meeting hash.
Rename as a high-tech entity.
Agitate henchmen hysteria.
Eastern high-tech mania, yet.
I am teaching a tenth heresy.
He teaches a tiny nightmare.
I'm threatening a cheesy hat.
Tiny machine ages the Earth.
Isn't "hate the machinery age"
Men teaching hate hysteria.
I am teething hence ash-tray.
Hate the menacing hysteria.
As in higher eye attachment.
It may generate ethnic hash.
Hash a magnetic entity here.
Me teaching a hash eternity.
Enhance the age; I am thirsty.
Age as the inheritance myth.
Height means a tiny teacher.
The hysteric hate an enigma.
Get a hash entirety machine.
He attaches her tiny enigma.
Teenagers, I am the hyacinth.
Thirteenth machine age, say...
Nearest high-tech mania yet.
Hate seeing that machinery.
The manic hash age eternity.